“Heavenbanning”, and The Celebration of Insincerity
From our forthcoming VISIONS report: Trolls are winning the culture war. Perhaps AI can disarm them?
The theoretical practice of creating an AI-powered filter bubble to disarm online trolls is known as “heavenbanning”. This week, Twitter user @nearcyan proposed the dystopic near-future use of social media and user group sites to create artificial intelligence users that wholeheartedly agree with a toxic user’s behavior, in an effort to defuse them.
But we’re all kind of toxic, right Britney? At least most of us are. According to our forthcoming VISIONS report, we don’t just act in an insincere way, we celebrate it:
- 70% agree “everyone” posts/shares things online that they wouldn’t IRL
- 58% “love” when brands have an irreverent tone in ads
- THIRTY SEVEN PERCENT say they frequently post images of things they don’t own on social media to make their lives look more interesting/appealing
- 22% have shared a meme despite knowing it might be unpopular or offensive
Internet culture has promulgated the idea that spectators lose and participators win. The result — a devolving public conversation around nuanced topics that have meaningful impact in our lives.
Deepening the trench are algorithmic timelines, AI that indexes for engagement over enlightenment, and the sense that we’re in a simulation where others are mere NPCs in an open-world first-player game, of which you are the hero. Meme culture, hype culture, reply-guys, and online hero worship are symptoms of a broader problem — we’re in a post-sincere world.
Maybe the solution is Heavenbanning? Or do we deepen the trench further and create a fractured culture and society that is incapable of interacting civilly with each other?
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